librarycard:

this blog is for VIRGINS ONLY. STOP having sex. START being more online and staring at a computer screen for at least 16 hours a day.

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

I assure you it’s not butter

you will have to take my word for it that it is not butter

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

He should have been at the club

spikedru:

girl he is a creature of the night

himejoshikomaeda:

girls are a kind of bug. and baby i’m releasing pheromones

breastfedcigarette-deactivated2:

my balls itch

rutles:

loveisacatfromheaven:

rutles:

The library should have a smoker’s section

expected post by an individual with a smiths pfp

lakevida:

dont mind if i do

zoethebitch:

zoethebitch:

zoethebitch:

if anyone is interested its actually called the D:\ drive bc C:\ is the main hard drive and A:\ and B:\ were originally 2 floppy drives

I honestly did not know anyone actually cared about this

flowersforroadkill:

thestuffedalligator:

I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

angelicguy:

hey man ive been working on the absolute most dangerous technically legal substance you can put in your body. i know you do some really bad graphic design would you like to help me out

pissvortex:

diet coke drinkers 5 minutes after not having a diet coke

e-6000:

fifiibibii:

guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me

So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They’d repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts “I just want to get dicked down again =/” and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they’ve been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don’t have a tumblr page????

sloppystyle:

watermelynn-witch: